im a romulan security guard.  good luck outsparring me :D
Oh we have ways with the romulans. First off we tie you to the floor to sleep on the cold cement. Than only let you eat KLINGON FOOD, or if you are very very bad Nelix will make dinner for you.
If you do not break after that. You will be forced to watch weeks of the 1970's tv show the WALTONS. When your watching the show, you will have to lisen hour after hour of Britney Spears music.
@ ezri. he has no power, dont take that, you dont have to.
@ Zach, since when did you get the power to direct me to the mens room, let alone order a court martial. now we have no1 to look after the womens bathroom.
im a romulan security guard.  good luck outsparring me :D
Oh we have ways with the romulans. First off we tie you to the floor to sleep on the cold cement. Than only let you eat KLINGON FOOD, or if you are very very bad Nelix will make dinner for you.
If you do not break after that. You will be forced to watch weeks of the 1970's tv show the WALTONS. When your watching the show, you will have to lisen hour after hour of Britney Spears music.
Ezri,
I'm sure some of these actions are in breach of Star Fleet protocols.  So, officially as a Security Officer, I would have to warn you against taking such actions.  However, as a Combat Trained Security Officer, I would have to say, you can come and work with my Security Teams any time you like
I just hope Zach, that we can rise above the desire to spam, and im not getting at you solley. ive done it, hell, just to beat zach and be promoted lol, im back, a new man, so to speak. We have been made ensigns because Roy loves us. Lets not spam his forums to high hell to thank him. OK?
Good for you. This topic has (i hate to say it) been discussed, spammed, re-discussed, re-spammed, and re-re-discussed so many times... just let it die...
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I like vulcans... so t'pol
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Now Bartholomew, you like T'Pol because she has more under her neck than Hoshi???
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:-[ ;D..... of course..... not..... i like vulcans... really ;D
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oh I like Savick from the first time she was in the movie. not the replacement.
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yeah... she was hot ;D
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I do believe you have to much testosteron my friend.
Personally, I still say Hoshi was my fav.
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i like t'pol... except when she was an addict
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Bartholomew 7 of 9 and T'pol want you. They got their bras and going to beat you up ;D
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why did we bring her aboard?
computer, begiine recording if letter, for urgent attention of the counseller
*bee-bee-buup*
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Who 7 of 9 ;)
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just... no
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keeps beating up sergez with my bra till i get an answer ;D ;D
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im a romulan security guard. good luck outsparring me :D
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Oh we have ways with the romulans. First off we tie you to the floor to sleep on the cold cement. Than only let you eat KLINGON FOOD, or if you are very very bad Nelix will make dinner for you.
If you do not break after that. You will be forced to watch weeks of the 1970's tv show the WALTONS. When your watching the show, you will have to lisen hour after hour of Britney Spears music.
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good luck getting me in the basement. you dont outrank me
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who wants you in my basement :-?
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its a figure of speech, besides, with your warp reactor, theyd be no room in ur basemnt for me.
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well i do have a queen size bed. there is room for you there :-X
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*blink*
i must.... shoot something
bye
*scurries off to the armory*
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shoot something, hey now do not shoot bartholomeow :D
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now THAT sounds like torture *shudders*
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oh please can i can i do that to you
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please get back on topic :-/ i think Hoshi is hott
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do what do what do waht??? ;D
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GET BACK ON TO THE TOPIC OR I WIL REPORT YOU TO ROY VALDERMAN OND COUTMARTIAL YOU ON MISCONDUCT  ( the topic is about how hot T'Pol and Hoshi are)
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looks like Hoshi, but it is hoshi 3 t'pol 2. Hmmmm looks like t'pols boobs does not work ;D I know everyone like that topless shot of Hoshi thats it.
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Fine, I hereby resign from Starbase 49. This is my last and final posting.
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@ ezri. he has no power, dont take that, you dont have to.
@ Zach, since when did you get the power to direct me to the mens room, let alone order a court martial. now we have no1 to look after the womens bathroom.
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And maybe you shouldn't shout to others...
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sorry sir i am extremly sorry iv e beene telling people to get on topic when i just shoulda kept on topic and ignored it
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it hacked me off how it got Ezri to resign, its not nice.
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she didnt Resign she is still posting
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She was off for days. you pissed her off, were lucky to have her *nod* so please be civil (call me a hypocrit, but meh)
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Ezri,
I'm sure some of these actions are in breach of Star Fleet protocols.  So, officially as a Security Officer, I would have to warn you against taking such actions.  However, as a Combat Trained Security Officer, I would have to say, you can come and work with my Security Teams any time you like
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Lol, your really getting into the swing of "Deputy CoS" arnt you, erm, sir
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Who Me ;)
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Anyway, I'm only one Rank above you. So, when no-one else is around please call me Rockape
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Kinda Like My Chief just LT JG on Black Thingy away and well sorry for that nasty Stuff
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I just hope Zach, that we can rise above the desire to spam, and im not getting at you solley. ive done it, hell, just to beat zach and be promoted lol, im back, a new man, so to speak. We have been made ensigns because Roy loves us. Lets not spam his forums to high hell to thank him. OK?
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yes lets not post spam i will try not to do it no more okay so yes lets not crowd it
now back on topic hoshi was hotter than tpal i like orentals
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Good for you. This topic has (i hate to say it) been discussed, spammed, re-discussed, re-spammed, and re-re-discussed so many times... just let it die...
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k time to die
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yeah it di drag on abit bt sum how there was a few mini-topics engulfed in this topic bt thats wot usually happens
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[tt]Hey Greg your doing fine.....
It was started by Ezri Tigan, and there were other female around at the time, and even before it was posted.
Just because a thread seems dead... doesn't mean you get rid of it. :-?
Although this is a dumb post in the frist place.....[/tt] :-/
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Wot do u hink dat girl power is dead?? an thnks btw its nice 2 c dat uv not 4goten me
[smiley=startrek_enterprise.gif]FLYIN RULES!! [smiley=startrek_excelsior.gif]
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Kent you alwayz crack me up man i havent read throught this in months.... Sorry Ezri... Still Feel Guilty